chickinomitry

Girl math. Characterized by its consistent nonsensical nature. Ironically, it is most often expected to be completed by men. Why? It only adds to its absurd difficulty (likely by design).
“More like hour for the task, then a quick shower and then small little nap that ends with oral sex. Then, I need 45 mins to get ready for work. Do that math backwards and that’s what time you need to be here.”

“I was going to come over until you tried to make me do all that chickinomitry.”
by $LoveSkyDingo November 25, 2024
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chickinomitry

Girl math. Characterized by its consistent nonsensical nature. Ironically, it is most often expected to be completed by men. Why? It only adds to its absurd difficulty (likely by design).
“More like hour for the task, then a quick shower and then small little nap that ends with oral sex. Then, I need 45 mins to get ready for work. Do that math backwards and that’s what time you need to be here.”

“I was going to come over until you tried to make me do all that chickinomitry.”
by $LoveSkyDingo November 25, 2024
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