chickinomitry 

Girl math. Characterized by its consistent nonsensical nature. Ironically, it is most often expected to be completed by men. Why? It only adds to its absurd difficulty (likely by design).

“More like hour for the task, then a quick shower and then small little nap that ends with oral sex. Then, I need 45 mins to get ready for work. Do that math backwards and that’s what time you need to be here.”

“I was going to come over until you tried to make me do all that chickinomitry.”

chickinomitry by $LoveSkyDingo November 24, 2024

chickinomitry 

Girl math. Characterized by its consistent nonsensical nature. Ironically, it is most often expected to be completed by men. Why? It only adds to its absurd difficulty (likely by design).

“More like hour for the task, then a quick shower and then small little nap that ends with oral sex. Then, I need 45 mins to get ready for work. Do that math backwards and that’s what time you need to be here.”

“I was going to come over until you tried to make me do all that chickinomitry.”

chickinomitry by $LoveSkyDingo November 24, 2024

chickenometry

the branch of mathematics that deals with the relations between the sides and angles of plane or spherical poultry, and the calculations based on it.

I'm failing chickenometry this semester... I think I'm going to take basic agriculture over again next year.

chickenometry by Linguisticator November 25, 2011

Chickenometry

The wrong pronunciation of trigonometry. Normally happened to Hong Kong Mathematics teachers who use English to teach Mathematics. Normally use for laugh at the Maths teachers.

Student A:What did you learn today?
Student B: Chickenometry!

Chickenometry by Siu Pong May 5, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022