chicken ants

A delusion of the social drinker, characterized by inside jokes and made up words, stemming from outlandish experiences involving alcohol.
(Origin: drunken fool notices a chicken bone with ants crawling over it, in the spot outside the bar where (s)he just puked.)

Did yoo guythz see thoze chickn antss urr was it jessth me?

She was so trashed last night she was seeing chicken ants.

by skittlesyum July 25, 2003

chickenpants

A disparaging nickname used for people who habitually shoplift whole chickens by dropping them down into the front of their underwear.

That chickenpants guy doesn’t think folks see that gigantic thing, but although they may be uncomfortable staring, they’re noticing that something looks pretty funky down there!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2020