Some dude, usually a visitor from another campus or out of state that invites himself to your friends party and picks up a chick you've been crushing on for weeks.
Quick Jimmy- get the bat. We gotta beat that faggotchick raider before he steals Karen!
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.