chicago teens 

a chicago teen is the perfect type of teen the reason that they are not overly wealthy like new york, la or just regular suberban teens. chicago teens take the cta and publish ab it way too much but it’s the usual as for no one has the money or effort to get uber’s taxis or rides anywhere. girls love wearing those small backpacks and the drug dealers love wearing chrome backpacks. the true teen is usually a public school kid because those fuckin private school kids are overly obsessed with clout and like to buy their instagram followers. the public schoolers have their own idea of clout, however, and boys love to hu w girls for the clout or do anything at all to become “relevant”. the average chicago teen is also overly obsessed with lolla and chance the rapper. most chicago teens really know how to get popped by the cops by fucking up kids houses that don’t through ocs and throwing rocks through the window while they’re high or drunk. but to conclude, chicago teens are the fuckin best and they know how to party.

those chicago teens, they know how to party

chicago teens by hiitsmeyou January 5, 2019

preppy chicago teens 

A species on its own, the preppy chicago teens. You can find these kids at certain schools around chicago, and with an exception of the kids who were too broke to go to private school but still consider themselves “preppy” and “upper class”. Ignatius, loyola, parker, latin, regina are full of preppy individuals. These kids wear vineyard vines EVERYTHING, girls usally have a vera bradley id, lily pulitzer skirt or shorts and tory burch sandals or jack rogers. When wintertime hits chicago the preppies wear a Patagonia jacket and Patagonia snap-T fleece underneath to keep extra warmth. Boat shoes are common and girls wear hunter boots or uggs. The preppies of chicago all live in Lincoln park, gold coast, river north, lakeview and somewhat around there. On the weekends they hangout in a large group with their other preppy friends and go get tonys burrito mex (a local taco place) around lakeview. Some preppy boys don’t hangout becuase they are too busy playing hockey for a triple A team. Most preppies also have a membership to midtown, east bank club or a local country club. Usally the girls on the weekends go out to eat at summer house santa Monica, hampton social or any place with a cute wall or sign for their insta.

Hey, i wonder why there are 20 girls trying to take a photo by the “rosé” wall?
Oh thos are the preppy chicago teens ignore them

preppy chicago teens by welikechickenfried November 22, 2018

chicago teen 

Your average Chicago teen can range from the preppies to the stoners or they can be a combo. Your preppies usually go to iggy and that few that go to Loyola They enjoy going to midtown and getting brunch. But sometimes you get the uneducated DePaul and Mount Carmel kids that are just annyoing and like to fight eachother.The preppy guys are complete asshols. The stoners go to all schools especially lane. Smoke on the lawn at Clark or oz. They wear urban outfitters pants some sort of shirt and of course a chrome backpack. They often stain stores and have wierd ass Instagram pages. For the inbetweeners, they are known as clout chasers. These overally social people hu to gain clout and just try to make their lives seem like a blast. This category is what most people fall into especially dem white girls who enjoy taking photos at the ledge. They also LOVE lolla more than the average person. Also, there are the random school like Parker and Latin that nobody really seems to care for.But, when these groups come together they fit perfectly. It gets juicy but Chicago teens are the best.

Dude I just stained a cookie from potbelly

-Your such a average Chicago teen

chicago teen by mcchicken69 November 15, 2018

chicago teen 

Your average Chicago teen can range from the preppies to the stoners or they can be a combo. Your preppies usually go to iggy and that few that go to Loyola They enjoy going to midtown and getting brunch. But sometimes you get the uneducated DePaul and Mount Carmel kids that are just annyoing and like to fight eachother.The preppy guys are complete asshols. The stoners go to all schools especially lane. Smoke on the lawn at Clark or oz. They wear urban outfitters pants some sort of shirt and of course a chrome backpack. They often stain stores and have wierd ass Instagram pages. For the inbetweeners, they are known as clout chasers. These overally social people hu to gain clout and just try to make their lives seem like a blast. This category is what most people fall into especially dem white girls who enjoy taking photos at the ledge. They also LOVE lolla more than the average person. Also, there are the random school like Parker and Latin that nobody really seems to care for.But, when these groups come together they fit perfectly. It gets juicy but Chicago teens are the best.

-Dude I just stained a cookie from potbelly

-Your such a average Chicago teen

chicago teen by mcchicken69 November 15, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019