A friendship between a white person and a black person which is so awesome that experts can't explain it.
Notable examples include J.D. and Turk from Scrubs, Shawn and Gus from Psych, Riggs and Murtagh from the Lethal Weapon series.
Daniel: Henry my black friend you are so awesome
Henry: And you too, my white friend Daniel
Daniel: We are so awesome. Like a chessboard!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!