A small 'farming community' ravished by meth and crack heads. It is considered a complete shit hole by its inhabitants and no one can comprehend why anyone who doesn't smoke rocks lives here. It is a terrible place that gives you no hope in life, or pride in where you came from. Most people who come here would think that they would be shot while walking the streets for the first time. People have over dosed on our 'wonderful' streets. The town is TINY but is one of the most fucked up places on earth. Most addictions to drugs and/or alcohol occur here which is a known fact. It's a sad pittyful place.
A brash chick. - Under normal circumstances her mouth would not be tolerated but once you get a load of her hotness, all is good. After a little investigation one will realize her onset of rage is due largely to the fact people having mistakenly called her Chelsea all her life, and better yet she has dealt with the morons referring to her as Chester, Chestnut, Chestless (in grade school) to Chesty. In short, her parents suck.
"That chick was fucking mean as hell, but she was hot so its cool."
"Yeah dude I know, that's Chesley for ya"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.