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something one grabs a hold of during an extreme moment of goblin activity.
you should have seen nate dawg at the clube the other night, he was furiously grabbing chelsch. That guy is a real chelsch grabber!
chelsch by john sheeneron November 17, 2022
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Chelshit 

A group of Chelsea football fans that are full of touts especially in the western part of Africa, They can also be called Agbero or Area boys. They practically know nothing about football but are ready to argue to Jesus comes.
This chelshit fans are annoying

Chelshit fans are too stupid I’m not sorry to say it
Chelshit by Mumaex June 10, 2020

Chelshit 

A derogatory name given to Chelsea Fc who are based in London England.
once again chelshit have done nothing in the match but park the bus
Chelshit by Muso kaso May 20, 2018

Chelshit 

A small club from London with deluded fans.
Do you see him? He's a Chelshit fan🤣🤣
Chelshit by Ndjdhdbbs March 21, 2022

Chelshit 

A football club in EPL that play defense extremely
"You see how the chelshit park the bus?"
Chelshit by Soccergod84 February 20, 2018

chelchowski 

A teacher that teaches online and has a child.
chelchowski is a teacher not a lawyer stop asking him for a lawyer
chelchowski by Chelchowski writer December 7, 2020
a person who loves to talk and is careing,sweet and funny
you talk loke a chelshi
chelshi by shalome palmer September 16, 2022
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