The cat is both here and
not here, while
simultaneously being neither here, nor there. The cat cannot be nowhere, yet the cat is not
everywhere. However, it may be anywhere, but it can only be somewhere. So, where is it?
"C'mon, just give up, already! You've been
looking for that thing for hours! You might as well be
looking for Schrodinger's
Cheshire Cat!"
"But it has to be here. I've already looked everywhere, and I haven't found it anywhere. Perhaps if I start looking nowhere, I may end up finding it somewhere!"
"I swear you've gone mad, Bro."
"Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad, here."