Chewie, also known as Jesse, is a very mean, very rude person. But he’s still one of the most loveable people on the internet. He’s funny, has the cutest laugh of all time and runs a memepage (@burntvagina.jpg). He also streams on twitch. If I knew him in person I’d date him.
Do you know that guy thats streams on twitch with the cool laugh?
You mean ChewieStreams? He is really mean!
'Chewies' refers to the action of a female (whore, slag, bitch, ho) performing oral sex on a male.
Women are often required to perform what is referred to as a 'round of chewies' which is quintessentially 3 separate acts within a short amount of time.
(Chewies can also be used to refer to a woman receiving oral sex)
a name for describing someone who's totally out there and fucked up a bit in the head, but is an overall amazing friend. Very good listener and very funny to the point you will cry of laughter and your sides will hurt. Also very attractive. Everyone loves someone who is named Cheiweson <3
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!