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chefs ass 

When one singel chef works so hard in the suns bedroom knows as a kitchen that there anal section and gooch sweat and chafe to the point of no return and become and gain extremely painful walking patterns
Yo jord-I I have had a busy day and it's so hot I can't walk. To whitch jord-I would reply ahaha blood have you got chefs ass lol 😂
chefs ass by Chefs ass (jacob wooly) September 3, 2017
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chef ass 

a condition where your farts smell more like food than they do like poop.
dude 1: sniff, sniff, hey, did you order another pizza? sniff, with pepperoni?

dude 2: no, i just have chef ass from the pizza before
chef ass by Josef Heiter November 9, 2012

chef no ass 

Chef no ass.

Means an asshole who cooks up shit who has no ass to back it up.
Look at Ryan chef no ass riding his bike flipping off people's ex boyfriends causing shits but driving away.
chef no ass by Philsberry doughboi October 21, 2017

Chefsassin 

Our maid took out three home invaders last week.
What? How?
She apparently used to be a Chefsassin
Chefsassin by Xreader June 12, 2017

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016