cheeriosis

When one becomes anxious to get the Honey Nut Cheerios taste and eats them before they soften up, thus resulting in pain on the roof of ones mouth.

1. I couldn't resist that wonderful flavor, cheeriosis was totally worth it.

by psyced August 21, 2008

Cheerios Family

A family that is composed of interracial couples who are or likely to have children that share some physical features of each parent. It could be a mix of anything, African American and White, White and Asian, Middle Eastern and Indian, Indian and Asian, African American and Native, Indian and Latino, ...etc.

The term arose recently in the social media as used by Megan Hatcher-Mays in JEZEBEL in response to many retards who gone re-retarded after watching a Cheerios advertisement that showed an interracial family (Caucasian mother and African American father) and their multiracial/Biracial looking daughter. Some disgusting people on Youtube reacted repulsively against the Interracial and Biracial cutlure; as a result Cheerios had to delete and disable comments on YouTube where the video was posted.

- Walmart customer: Hey Kevin, call the security quick, looks like that Black nanny is kidnapping that kinda dark skin Asian kid.
- Friend of Walmart customer: No you stupid Dumbass retard, they could be just a Cheerios Family! Didn't you see that Cheerios Ad on T.V. to know that interracial couples exist!
- Walmart Customer: WTF is Cheerios Family?
- Friend of Walmart customer: Dude, calm down, when you go home, open your computer and search Cheerios Family on Urban Dictionary.

by Allawee June 1, 2013

Cheerioing

The process of licking a cheerio (cereal) and sticking them to the face of someone sleeping. It can also be done by crushing the cheerios into a powder, wetting the sleeping persons face, and sprinkling the powder on to it.

Guy 1: hey lets cheerio jon
Guy 2: ya sure, cheerioing is so much fun

by RedJoe 55 December 16, 2011

piss in your cheerios

When somebody fucking ruins your day that was going well.

Hey man I don't mean to "piss in your Cheerios" but I saw your lady blowing some guy in the parking lot at bar close last night.

by Bigbadbamf February 17, 2014

Shit in your Cheerios

To completely ruin someones day

"That guy is a dick, he lives to Shit in your Cheerios."

by Madanarx August 11, 2006

peed in your cheerios

A term used to draw attention to someone's bad mood, bitchiness, or your general hate for that person.

"Jeeze, who peed in your cheerios??"

by Ethan Marston January 8, 2009

pissed into your cheerios

When somebody is in a really bad mood, somebody might have urinated into his bowl of cereal earlier.

Person 1: *rant*
Person 2: Hey, who pissed into your cheerios this morning?

by elwood_j_blues August 1, 2006