cheeeeeeeeeeese

a weapon

john: what the fuck that is a long slice of cheese
mark: yes that is why it is called a cheeeeeeeeeeese
john: how did you even get that
mark: i dont know it just appeared in my fridge one day
john: wait a second...
mark: oh crap you know *stabs with the cheeeeeeeeeeese*
john: AAEUGH!!!! *falls on floor bleeding*
mark: *exploeds to reveal he is actually a cheese* i cant let you find out my secret!!!!!! *shoots with cheeeeeeeeeeese*
john: AEUEUUUGH!!! *dies*

by my name is cleve land brown May 29, 2023