cheddar corn 

Often refers to as "Cheds". Cheddar Corn is slang for Mexican Mennonites. Cheddar Corn is often found driving around in full sized vans and any old vehicle made by Pontiac in the 90s. They often be found gathered on a Sunday night at Tim Hortons consuming beer in the parking lot. They also are found in large herds walking down the road with no regaurds for vehicles around them.They are easily spotted wearing miss matches clothes from goodwill and dressed with out fits inspired by brokeback mountain. The female Cheddar Corn often wear repurposed curtains with floral patterns on them. They often suffer from mental retardation due to mass amounts of interbreeding.

Wow, look at all the Cheddar Corn blocking off the road.

cheddar corn by South of 45 encyclopedia September 2, 2017

cheddar corn dog 

A magical food that will make your ribs cave in and your limbs disintegrate. Only for $1.99 at the .

I wish a cheddar corn dog upon you.

cheddar corn dog by Renn4690 May 25, 2024

cheddarporn 

1. (noun) an underground porn fetish that features prominently the cheddar-like smeg that accumulates under the foreskin on an unwashed penis. a popular scene in cheddarporn involves making women lick the "cheddar" off a mans penis.

2. (adjective) the quality of or pertaining to cheddarporn.

3. (adjective) of very high quality. (derived from the characteristically high quality of cheddarporn compared to more mainstream types of pornography).

here check this out, marty k went to amsterdam and bagged us some really hardcore cheddarporn.

check out the cheddar on that guys cock! she's not gonna eat that surely???!! fucking right she did too, this is the best cheddarporn ive ever seen.

this smack is fucking cheddarporn (ie of high quality)

while the plot is hardly original, the narrative is well-structured and the cinematography is absolutely cheddarporn

cheddarporn by dangerous dave (unofficial) December 12, 2008

cheddercorn 

A person or persons who has the texture of chedder and corn and the complexities of both resulting in one who is easily indentifiable as two faced.

Man, I never realised what a cheddercorn that chick was!

cheddercorn by anomyonous March 27, 2008