In a wilderness/natural environment, a covert phrase to indicate the need to relieve your bowels.
Hiker One: Hey, look at that beautiful view!
Hiker Two: Yes, great, it's just great; you should keep looking at it while I go check my traps...
Hiker One: Ok! (knowlingly sits against a tree and starts doing MadLibs)
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!