cheato bandito 

A prolific adulterer.

Betty: "I just saw Julie's husband coming out of Motel 6 with yet another cheap slut."
Wilma: "He's a real cheato bandito!"

cheato bandito by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009

cheeto bandito 

Someone who steals your cheetos.

Wtf, the cheeto bandito is at it again!

cheeto bandito by Maccastarr July 11, 2017