cheapocrite

A very stingy/calculative person who accuses of others for being cheap.

"Stop being such a cheapocrite when you accuse sally of being cheap! Please look at the mirror first!"

by Leonardkam August 31, 2018

fish and chipocrite

A "vegetarian", who is happy enough to eat fish.

I thought you said you were a vegetarian? You're just a fish and chipocrite.

by nuytsia October 15, 2009

Fish and Chipocrite

A person who claims to be a vegetarian but still eats fish.

Isn't Ann a vegetarian?
Yes, but she still eats fish.
What a Fish and Chipocrite!

by emilymle October 9, 2011

Chipocrite

Someone who will happily take chips from others but not share theirs

The salty goodness of the chips far outweighed being labelled a chipocrite.

by Beesy Bear December 3, 2016

Fish 'n' Chypocrite

A pescatarian aka A simpering faux vegetarian who blubs 'meat is murder' whilst chewing the face off a trout.

Penkwith: "Oh, I don't eat meat... I'm a vegetarian."

Blooto: "What's with the haddock?"

Penkwith: "Oh, I'm a vegetarian that eats fish"

Blooto: "Fish 'n' Chypocrite more like..."

by Mof Gimmers March 17, 2010