cheapocrite

A very stingy/calculative person who accuses of others for being cheap.

"Stop being such a cheapocrite when you accuse sally of being cheap! Please look at the mirror first!"

cheapocrite by Leonardkam August 31, 2018

fish and chipocrite

A "vegetarian", who is happy enough to eat fish.

I thought you said you were a vegetarian? You're just a fish and chipocrite.

fish and chipocrite by nuytsia October 15, 2009

Fish and Chipocrite

A person who claims to be a vegetarian but still eats fish.

Isn't Ann a vegetarian?
Yes, but she still eats fish.
What a Fish and Chipocrite!

Fish and Chipocrite by emilymle October 9, 2011

Chipocrite 

Someone who will happily take chips from others but not share theirs

The salty goodness of the chips far outweighed being labelled a chipocrite.

Chipocrite by Beesy Bear December 3, 2016

Fish 'n' Chypocrite 

A pescatarian aka A simpering faux vegetarian who blubs 'meat is murder' whilst chewing the face off a trout.

Penkwith: "Oh, I don't eat meat... I'm a vegetarian."

Blooto: "What's with the haddock?"

Penkwith: "Oh, I'm a vegetarian that eats fish"

Blooto: "Fish 'n' Chypocrite more like..."

Fish 'n' Chypocrite by Mof Gimmers March 17, 2010