chatvac 

someone who sucks the life out of any conversation they attempt to partake in

so, i was talking to this guy and ROB just sauntered over and no one wanted to talk anymore...what a chatvac!

chatvac by stumpcam March 25, 2009

chatmack 

A girl you're chatting wiff and macking on.

Could be used for casual FWBs or your main squeeze.

Hey brown, who's that girl?
Duu, step down.. dat's my chatmack k?!

chatmack by revhappy May 13, 2014

chatactivist 

A person or individual who chats, posts or postures about social change but does nothing more than just that. A chatactivist will never actually do the work or make personal changes needed to impact or make the social and / or environmental change actually happen that they appear to be promoting.

Susan, a chatactivist, posts on Facebook all the time about the need to not eat GMO foods while regularly having her daily lunch at McDonald's. Tom blogs regularly about all the local protests for social change, but yet he has never been known to attend a protest making him appear to be a chatactivist. Due to the fact that Karen tells her co-workers why they should donate to charities yet Karen has never been able to show she herself has donated, her co-workers call her a chatactivist. showing that she has ever donated. Sandy didn't consider herself a chatactivist even though she was smoked two cigarettes while she was preaching to others about the chemicals in our air and rivers.

chatactivist by Griptionator November 2, 2013

chavtacular 

Adj. pertaining to chavs

Origins 'chav'+'(spec)tacular'

Bloody 'ell look at that 'ouse- it's chavtacular

chavtacular by Marjorie Fiddle-Faddle May 3, 2004

Chavacino 

AKA:
Cheap Shit

Definition:
A lukewarm bottle of white lightning cider - normally warm from weeks of hiding under some young chav's bed, or a couple of hours sitting between the La Coste wrapped legs of a chav waiting in his den (McDonalds) to come out at night and 'go over the park'.

"I had a proper good chavacino last night, I got well smashed on it."
"The closest you'll ever get to culture is a chavacino."
"I had so much chavacino I threw up burburry vomit..."

Chavacino by Rhythm May 13, 2005

Chattacoochie 

Razor bumps that appear on a mons pubis of a woman. Her mons pubis area looks similar to the chattahoochee flooring popular around simming pools.

Dang dawg, dat hoe had some real bad chattacoochie down there. It chafed me up real bad.

Chattacoochie by marKO BD April 8, 2011

Chattack 

v. to go online on Facebook chat, pick a friend, type something to them, then click "Go Offline" before the friend can respond.

9:15PM
Joe: Chattack!
Joe Smith is offline.
9:16PM
Me: DANG!
(Joe appears to be offline. To send this as a message, click here.)

Chattack by Jarrrrrrrrrrod October 25, 2010