ChatTard can most likely describe a person that goes into chat rooms daily, or have their screen names in chat rooms for hours without actually typing. Also can describe a person causing a nuisance in a chat room. People that waste their daily lives in a chat room instead of doing something more important.
In Every chat room there might be a "ChatTard". Chat rooms are a waste of time, and are usually inhabited by two types; 1) People that want to waste time on purpose, or 2)People who contribute nothing to society.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'