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Chartardo 

a redneck that is native to silverwood, michigan. Can usually be caught saying words that dont exhist and riding a motorcycle while wearing a snowmobile jacket and welders gloves.
I cant eaver belive what chartardo did today it was undiculous!!

charnita 

a sexy brunette whos fun energetic and smart. their short but simple. they have short term relationships and dont give there trust or heart fully to anyone so easily. A very trustworthy person. Loves to have fun. They do get jealous but very rarely. Their surrounded by groups of friends. theyre very nice and would help anyone who needed it. They love to text.
Charnita is smart, funny, and sexy. She is my dream girl.
charnita by g-razzle November 6, 2011

Carnitarian 

A person who eats meat but not fish. The opposite of a pescatarian.

Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.

Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)

Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?

Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.

People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.
Many Americans are carnitarians.

Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.

Cole The Cornstar

A youtuber in Iowa who vlogs about farming. He and Daddy Cornstar work on the farm together and show other people what it's like.
Cole The Cornstar is a great youtube channel.

chainstalking

When you creep someone on social media, and end up creeping completely irrelevant people through clicking related profiles.
Jim: hey, did you see that picture that Amanda posted?
Colin: yeah! Some of her tagged friends were really hot so I kept creeping, and somehow ended up creeping her best friend's boyfriend's cousin's mother in law.
Jim: dude, you just full out chainstalked like 8 people deep.
Colin: don't act like you don't enjoy chainstalking.
chainstalking by Jrueee January 20, 2015

carnetarian 

A person who prefers to eat meat. The opposite of a vegetarian.
"Does he want a burger?"
"Of course he does; he's a carnetarian."
carnetarian by System Folder September 13, 2013