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chardo
chardo by La Chambelona May 13, 2005
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Chardo
Abbreviation for chardonnay used by connoisseurs of the fine wine; the drink of choice for self-respecting individuals frequenting watering-holes along Yonge Street on a Thursday night.
Chardo by chardo connoisseur May 25, 2012
chadontey
It came from an unknown universe , sent to planet earth with advanced power & technology. Chadontey is & cannot be destroyed , copied , forgotten or defeated.
My girlfriend loves “Chadontey”
CarDoll
A pornstar of the highest caliber for car dealers and salesmen.
Her work is all done on camera and posted online for "educational" or “artistic” purposes, then posted for easy access by horny car salesmen and mechanics.
What the owner of every car dealership watches at least once in a while, whether they want to admit it or not.
A classy slut (and teacher) who wears clothes that are so sexy, everything she says makes sense.
A whore who brings pleasure to whoever sees her big boobs sticking out of those dresses and tight sweaters.
A bitch with good business sense and sales responsibility.
A hot chick with big tits who uploads videos of herself
A female sex tool to make car salesmen do what she wants them to do.
Ejaculation is 100 times faster and 100 times harder because she actually has a brain and says some smart stuff, if you watch with the sound “on.”
A mind-control device to use against car salesmen.
Her work is all done on camera and posted online for "educational" or “artistic” purposes, then posted for easy access by horny car salesmen and mechanics.
What the owner of every car dealership watches at least once in a while, whether they want to admit it or not.
A classy slut (and teacher) who wears clothes that are so sexy, everything she says makes sense.
A whore who brings pleasure to whoever sees her big boobs sticking out of those dresses and tight sweaters.
A bitch with good business sense and sales responsibility.
A hot chick with big tits who uploads videos of herself
A female sex tool to make car salesmen do what she wants them to do.
Ejaculation is 100 times faster and 100 times harder because she actually has a brain and says some smart stuff, if you watch with the sound “on.”
A mind-control device to use against car salesmen.
Hypocrite: “You're such a perv, watching the CarDoll! You're disgusting!”
“Damn, I wish I could bang the CarDoll, I bet she’s DTF!”
“CarDoll proves that America is the land of opportunity – any chick can succeed if they are willing to involved themselves in some porn to get their point across”
“Car Salesmen are busy jacking-off to her pics and videos all day! They really don't hear a word she says!"
“The reason car salesmen need a smart-phone.”
“Damn, I wish I could bang the CarDoll, I bet she’s DTF!”
“CarDoll proves that America is the land of opportunity – any chick can succeed if they are willing to involved themselves in some porn to get their point across”
“Car Salesmen are busy jacking-off to her pics and videos all day! They really don't hear a word she says!"
“The reason car salesmen need a smart-phone.”
CarDoll by The teacher's pet January 20, 2013
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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