A pointless handjob in which the giver of the handjob either holds on to the penis without any motion or yanks it up and down while gripping too tightly. Named after the infamous giver of the chanjob (some say it's mythical).
Friend 1: Dude was that your first Chanjob?
Friend 2: Yeah. She just held on and sometimes yanked really hard. I got off anyways tho.
Friend 3: Oh dude I thought that was just a myth
Friend 2: Oh no! This was very real!
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.