chancli 

Persona generalmente estúpida, con gustos estúpidos y aspiraciones estúpidas. También conocidos como choni, cani, cutre o tontitos/as.

+: Tía, mira la gafas pal sol que he robado en el Primark.
-: Tía, quítate el chicle de detrás de la oreja.
+: Ay tía... es para después.
-: Vaya chancli eres.
+: Chancli se nace no se hace.

chancli by Mariita September 30, 2020

CanClit

A Canadian literature institution made of "Cans" and "Clits", where curiously enough, straight male nerds use women as sex objects. Yet women - who oblige or not - employ said-nerd-men as useful idiots to advance their literary career aspirations.

CanClit relies on the motto "Yes I Can?" and various other hijacked / hackneyed literary slogans for its cause, cause it really can't. If it could, it wouldn't be mired in identity / sexuality / cultural appropriation / power politicking, and other vain rubbish.

Other important slogans are, "Those who can, can. Those who can't, teach." and "Can you do the can-can?"

- Gee! Sheila's mad at Freddy because the burgeoning "literary career" he promised her after much sex, left her in financial disrepair, eh. Oh well, she'll call on the virile "CanClit" hashtag for a publicity boost!

- Whoo! Shamus is annoyed at Morgan cause he didn't share the CanClit poon! Such a selfish little itty-bitty! There's enough to go around on - and off campus!

- The publisher sifted through piles of manuscripts, and mistakenly thought she stumbled on the next Atwood. Instead, she "chanced" upon yet another CanClit story... And needless to say, the manuscript doesn't warrant a response!

- Real writers explore the world with open eyes and think education is a cruel expensive joke. CanClit writers receive training in unispiring institutions, that cost tuition and sexual favors in exchange for degrees. Well, degrees aren't cred or good lit - guess what kinda literature people want to read- and which kind they'll avoid? "Can" you do that?

CanClit by RonMac December 15, 2019

La chancla

The most feared weapon in the Latino community. Usually wield by angry hispanic mothers who want to beat their child's ass.

Mom: CARLOS CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
Carlos: Go to hell woman!
Mom: ES HORA DE LA CHANCLA!!!!
Carlos: ....god help me

La chancla by Hamsdude March 25, 2021

La chancla

Spanish word for flipflop/sandal/slipper. It's what Hispanic/Latino parents (usually mothers) use to beat their child's ass when they've had it with their misbehaviour.

And don't even try to run, they can throw that thing round a corner like boomerang and if you manage to run out the house then don't expect to be allowed back inside without getting twice the original punishment.

Hispanic/Latina mother: *child's name*, GET OVER HERE NOW.

Kid: Shit, I can already feel la chancla getting spanked round my ass.

La chancla by R4staM0useL0v3r April 23, 2019

Chancla

The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

My mom hit me with a chancla.

Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014

Chancionship 

The mythical title you get when looking over your new fantasy team and knowing it will win if the players perform to their potential.

Coming out of the draft, I am sure my team, The Hooties, are going to win the chancionship.

Chancionship by korgwm March 21, 2010

Chancla

A flip-flop, slipper, or slide used as a dual use weapon (can be thrown or used for a direct hit) by latina females when angred by their boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/whatever else, children, or a friend.

Latina: Talk back one more time and I will get la chancla.
Child: *talks back*
Latina: Estoy recibiendo el chancla! (I'm getting the chancla)
Latina: Beats childs ass for being a little bitch

Chancla by Queen Cass September 30, 2017