chamion

An amazing photoshop artist, so skilled and clever that mere mortal men aspire to touch the hem of his skillset.

"Bro, did you check that steveb mega-meme 'shop? That homeboy is a straight CHAMION!"

by CSSHHHHHHHHH February 11, 2010

gold star champion

An overachiever who has the consistently annoying habit of hijacking any conversation into an advertisement of his or her successes to anyone within ear range so that he or she can get some cheap validation; usually someone who was a top students in elementary school who hoarded the gold star stickers and used them as a (self-defined) standard of superiority

_________ had a habit of steering any fun night at the bar into letting people know about his/her newest top academic scores. She's/He's such a fucking gold star champion.

by Icannadoeet February 9, 2013

Champions Club

When you cheat on your significant other

Austin: "I never see my girlfriend man, I need to get some pussy"
Gabe: "You can always join the champions club"

by Gabe Jones March 16, 2019

corruption of champions

A weird adult turn based rpg developed in flash that involves an adventurer facing against many weird fetishes. Made by Fenoxo.

I've played through corruption of champions and I gotta say I 've been raped by demons, goblins, cow men, dog morphs, tentacles, spider people, harpies, statues, sharks, slimes, foxes, lizards, witches, bugs, and tigers in one play through.

by Sir Napkin the Werewolf December 9, 2013

matt champion

a fucking daddy that will leave your legs quaking with every verse he has in a brockhampton song.

"wow, matt champion is an incredibly lyrcist!"
"agreed!"

by angelspacebaby May 18, 2018

championized

To engross oneself entirely at a champion level, whereas a person becomes a champion in all respects. The state of being "championized" can come and go, however it usually lasts longer under the influence of alcohol.

After drinking three beers in 5 minutes Joe exclaimed, "I am championized."

by JSharkey September 28, 2006

La Toca Camioneta

Everything Midas touched turned to gold. Much like Midas' magic touch, people inflicted with La Toca Camioneta make everything they touch smell like oranges.

When Harry Potter danced with Hermione in The Deathly Hallows — Part 1, her ass smelled of oranges due to Harry having La Toca Camioneta. His hand grazed her left cheek while they were freaking to "Rapper's Delight."

by the Bakes May 18, 2011