chair ride 

A New England thing when you are expecting to go on a hay ride around a golf course but it's really just two horses pulling people that are sitting on chairs on a wagon and listening to some corny guy hired to sing about 1812 and some old lady trying to be cool and sing too when she actually sucks at life.

There was an extremely hot guy helping with the chair ride tonight.

chair ride by KJohnson October 23, 2005

leather chair ottoman stick ride 

the male sits in somewhat of a laying motion on a leather chair with a leather ottoman approximately 1 to 2 feet away....the male rests his legs up on the ottoman while the female strattles his cock standing in between the chair and ottoman....she hops on to the stick, and rides as she pleases, possessing the most tremendous orgasm of her life.

me and this girl did the leather chair ottoman stick ride once and she moaned like a dying squirrel.

leather chair ottoman stick ride by Jack Growlithe April 23, 2011

Texas Chain ride

Refers to an incedent in Texas 10 years ago when a mob chained a young black man to a pick up truck and dragged him to death.
Chaining anyone to a vehicle and dragging them.

You wanna go for a Texas Chain ride? Keep flappin' your gums.

Texas Chain ride by ghost37 April 22, 2009