Referring to an individual who performs fellacio frequently and enjoys leaving the remnants of the sperm (man chowder) dribbling from the lips and chin. Often times, taking selfies for their own photo collection and to share with others. The serum is dried, carefully peeled off the skin and placed in their personal album (similar to how collectible cards are preserved) and sold or traded with other enthusiasts.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.