This bitch has straight A:s in every singlegoddamn subject. She knows everything about everything and it makes you either hate or love her. Always happy so you sometimes wonder, wtf is wrong with her. When you're her friend you do actually love her but if you dont know her you hate her. She has a little sister, not quite on the same level mentally...
"ITS FRIDAY IN THREE DAYS!"
"You're a Ceverina aren't you?"
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.