cereal guy

the boy version of a cereal girl

hey cereal guy!

by potato chippp chip October 24, 2019

Cereal Guy

A based Chad who is so cool and AWESOME. The most epic cringelord around

Isn't Cereal Guy so awesome?

by Cool Chad Based November 19, 2020

Cereal guy

An unexpected dude who just judges people by saying "oH! He'll never get a gf" And just spits out his cereal by glow up

Guy 1:dude who's this he's so ugly spitting out his cereal
Guy 2: guy 1 ikr, he's the cereal guy

by YEREMEL December 30, 2021

Cereal Second Guy

To pour your milk first when making a bowl of cereal. This is usually how to tell someone is an undercover cop or civilian informant.

Don't fucks with that guy. Word on the streets is he's a Cereal Second Guy.

by CerealBeforeMilk May 19, 2018

are you guys for cereal right now?

It means new episodes of Steven Universe and Uncle Grandpa.

Uncle Grandpa: Are you guys for cereal right now?
Narrator: Are we ever!
Steven: What does that even mean?
Narrator: It means new episodes of Steven Universe and Uncle Grandpa. Starts Saturday, the 7th of January at 8AM on Cartoon Network.

by Kevin the Dork Slayer January 23, 2017

Cerealguy

The funniest person of all time with a hot bot, a really attractive face, and a giant IQ. Men wanna be him, women want to be with him. Anyone not subbed to him is a dumb smelly nigger

Cerealguy rules!

by CerealGuyFan1488 January 23, 2022