centranos

a hypixel forums game master that everyone simps for

"omg i am #1 simp"
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centranos by captaincookie886 December 17, 2021

Centranos

a Hypixel forums guy that everyone simps for

"omg i am #1 simp"
"no u aren't I'm Centranos's number 1 simp!"

Centranos by CatWithTuxedo April 22, 2023

contransmagnificandjewbangtantiality 

A word invented by James Joyce and used in his Ulysses. The word may be broken into parts to better understand its meaning:

con-trans-magnific-and-jew-bang-tantiality

The "-tantiality" is just a suffix for "con-" and "trans-". The "con-" refers to consubstantiation, the belief in Catholic theology that the father, the son and the holy spirit are all of the same substance but each presents in a different form. The "-trans-" refers to transubstantiation, the belief in Catholic theology that during communion the bread and wine literally become the body and blood of christ; the mundane is transformed into the divine. These two first parts of the word indicate that the word has to do with the intersection between the divine (god) and the mundane (humanity), or christ. The "magnific" refers to the magnificent, the divine. The "-and-" simply refers to the word "and" and the "-jew-" refers to a Jew, specifically Mary. The "-bang-" is where things get tricky and we see a bit of Joyce's (slightly blasphemous) humour: in one sense, "-bang-" refers to a collision between the divine and Mary (christ). It also refers to sex; Mary is impregnated by the divine and out of this tryst christ is born. Joyce intentionally juxtaposes sexuality and the virgin because he both believes that all human activities are beautiful and deserve to be represented in literature and because, in order for christ to have a human mother and a divine father, he must have blood from both.

You: Contransmagnificandjewbangtantiality.
English Professor: You get an "A," and you don't even have to come to class anymore.

You: Contransmagnificandjewbangtantiality.
Catholic Priest: STOP READING JAMES JOYCE WE NEED TO BURN THAT FILTHY BOOK BEFORE IT POISONS MORE MINDS AND DAMNS MORE SOULS!!!

Hot Girl: What does contransmagnificandjewbangtantiality mean?
You: I better come over and explain it to you. We may even need to act it out...

contransmagnificandjewbangtantiality by Avrilsbestguy October 2, 2011

contrapositive linearity 

The creation of highly resolved lines in art with the use of contrapositive colors on the color wheel (Each set of two contrapositive colors forms a single line across the node (center) of the wheel of colors).

The artistic process used to create hyperreal art.

Contrapositive linearity is the death of postmodernism because juxtaposition is convergence and duality is linearity ie. convergence is in the past.

This contrasts with positive (formalistic) linearity in which juxtaposition is linearity and convergence is duality ie. convergence is the future.

Thus convergence in the past can only happen aesthetically.

contrapositive linearity by sandraxine August 10, 2018

Werribee Centrals 

Werribee Centrals is a local football club and I think is the best football club out there, there are nice people and everyone does their best in sorting out the teams and filling in jobs every game. Werribee Centrals are great Rivals to Werribee Juniors and Wyndham Vale. The parents from Wyndham Vale shout at the Werribee Centrals players while they have the ball and their running past the Wyndham Vale bench and I know that because that has happened to me before. Werribee Juniors don't do that kind of things to the players so their not as bad as Wyndham Vale. When you want to join a fun and great football club come to Werribee Centrals you are always welcome.

Person 1: What Football Club do you play for im looking for a club to play for?

Person 2: I play for Werribee Centrals and they are really nice there and they make you feel welcome.

Person 1: Thanks that sounds like a great Football club I might play for them.

Werribee Centrals by Creepy1123 November 13, 2011

centralsexual 

sexually attracted to Central Cee

Yo, I’m Centralsexual

What’s that?

i would tap central cee

centralsexual by centralsexual May 31, 2023

contraoscuorbulate 

When large breasts move in opposite circles during dancing

Beth, a double D blonde with no bra, was wildly gyrating to "Sweet Child of Mine" after several Captain and Cokes.

contraoscuorbulate by Scott November 4, 2004