celebrity wank

Pleasuring oneself over celebrities - usually the Hollywood smoking-hot kind but any TV munter would qualify if that's your thing.

-Dude are you coming mountain biking?

-No it's raining so I'm staying home and having a celebrity wank over that tramp from Eastenders with the massive norks

by stumpyB August 12, 2011

celebritory wank

A wank performed usually after a rough week of finals, as means of relaxation.

After his math and economics finals, he stripped down to his tighty whities, broke out the beer, playboys, porn and lube and settled in for a long, enjoyable evening. A celebritory wank

by sarahYBABY! December 23, 2008