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Dry Cereal with a Fork
Dry Cereal with a Fork by Cowboy_ May 28, 2021
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ceire • cereal • cereal killer • cereal box • cereal bowl • cemre • Ceirra • cereal guy • caire • ceira
Cereal Puss
After banging a girl with your bro, you finish on her puss while your friend blows cheerios on her puss with a vape
Cereal Puss by Cyphyr February 3, 2018
cemre
the most beautiful binch the world could ever know. so out going. so lively and lovely. cemres will literally slay anything they do. cemre will always put those they care about before themselves. might be a little down sometimes, but words of encouragement and being there for them, is the biggest thing you can do. once a cemre loves you, they will always love you, even if they may act sassy towards you sometimes (take this as a sign they like you). cemres will do anything to get ahead. lastly, cemres are the best thing any person that falls in love with them can ask for ;)
cemre by javocado_.lol August 22, 2018
Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft
Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.
Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."
Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."
Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft by anonymous888534 September 7, 2012
cereal box French
A very shaky command of French, gained primarily from reading bilingual product labels in Canada. Comes from the common experience of reading cereal boxes during breakfast.
1. I would love to visit Quebec, but like most Albertans, I only know cereal box French.
2. Aaron: How did you know that "gratuit" meant "free"?
Barbara: Must be my cereal box French.
3. Edmonton hasn't won a championship in such a long time that someone vandalized their "City of Champions" sign to read "City of Champignons" ("City of Mushrooms") Even Edmontonians understand cereal box French.
2. Aaron: How did you know that "gratuit" meant "free"?
Barbara: Must be my cereal box French.
3. Edmonton hasn't won a championship in such a long time that someone vandalized their "City of Champions" sign to read "City of Champignons" ("City of Mushrooms") Even Edmontonians understand cereal box French.
cereal box French by Janey Canuck July 13, 2012
Cereal Monogamist
Phil: "Hey Kara, what do you want for breakfast?"
Kara: "I've been into those bran flakes for the last several weeks and I see no need to change."
That's a cereal monogamist.
Kara: "I've been into those bran flakes for the last several weeks and I see no need to change."
That's a cereal monogamist.
Cereal Monogamist by MzBranFlake February 8, 2012
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