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cedar park 

A major suburb of Austin located to the Northwest. It borders Austin to the south, Leander to the North, Round Rock to the East, and Jonestown to the West. Full of rich snobby children that attend schools that use steroids just to get easy athletic sports wins. Despite that, it's a pretty laid back town that has a mall and many plazas and should be getting a schlitterbahn soon. It is considered to be the fastest growing city in Texas and it a decent commute to Austin. The problems it can have include the crappy traffic but I guess that's everywhere in Austin, can't deal with it.
Cedar Park is an OK place to be.
cedar park by immabe12312 September 14, 2013
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Cedar Park, Texas 

A small city near Austin Texas where all the truly cool people stay becuase of the laidback attitudes and freindly inhabitants.Made more awesome by its closeness to the live music capital of the world, and beautiful hills.
Bob: I went to Cedar Park, Texas and it was so chill. It was awesome to have a calm place to go after that rad party on 6th street.
Cedar Park, Texas by McLizo December 20, 2010

Cedar Park Middle 

the BEST school in the LISD school district! aside from CPHS and Cyprus.. Play nice, and you can tell that almost everyone is really cheery and sweet, play dirty and you'll get just what you deserve. in the nicest way possible... depending on the people you mess with.

Athletics rules the school, no joke. Choir is freaking amazing;) oh and the term "band nerd" can no way be related to our band! they rock!
the Drill team is OK but they can do a lot more than their moves let on.. THEATER PEOPLE R AMAZING! <3 cheer's pimpin! colorgard's cool too:) sorry if i left anything out!!

here, the guy's are hot, but could never compare to us girls;) everyone is talented in one way or another, and to be honest, we can be pretty damn bitchy. ALLOT.
cPMS all the way...

GO 8TH GRADE 2011!!!
did you go to the CP vs VR football game last night?

I couldn't, the kids from Cedar Park Middle took up all the bleachers..

P.S. that's all I could come up with! sorry!
Cedar Park Middle by drillQD June 18, 2011

cedar park high school

HOT GUYS HOLY JDJEJESJ
me:did u hear about filip johnquavious the 3rd omg he is so hot
you: well duh he goes to cedar park high school
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026