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church for chinese cunts of new jersey

worst motherfuckin church in the history of christianity, perhaps worst fucking house of worship in all of religion.
has the ability to make you want to convert to islam, buddhism, paganism, judisim, satanism, Haitian witchcraft, nymphomania, homelessness, get a sex change operation, grow a jew fro, smoke a chronic blunt, become a suicide bomber, sell your body for cheese fries, buy 12 cats and move to a mountaintop.


"Oh hey susie, why are you going thru my dumpster? oh... and why is their a tattoo of chuck norris on your back?"

"My parents took me to cccnj."
cccnj by ghostbusterxxx April 19, 2009
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CCCN conspiracy 

The Chicken Cannibalism Chicken Nuggets conspiracy as it stands: chickens would love chicken nuggets, they get gastronomically aroused when they lick chicken nuggets, because to the delight of many chickens, chicken nuggets taste really good
CCCN conspiracy is very often debated between intellectual cookies and liberals.
CCCN conspiracy by bigfridge180 September 16, 2025

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026