CBHS guy

One who will be emplyed by an MUS guy in the future. Always poor unless kicked out of MUS for steriods, other illegal drugs, or for being a fucking moron. Likes to gang up on a future employer in order to quell his inferiority complex. By braving the certainty of a low sperm count and possible death, their athletics are commendable (steroids). However, they are forced every year to watch their rivals across the tracks enjoy their multiple state championships.

Nick Marable has tiny balls. (steroids)

CBHS guy by Future Employer .... "Sir" February 11, 2005

cbhs guy

A dude who gets all the bitches. Are hated by MUS guys, cuz they are better than mus guys, and they have much larger penises.

OMG Becky, that dudes dick was so huge, he must have been a CBHS guy.

cbhs guy by CBHS pimp February 16, 2005

cbhs guy

Total fagget, usually homosexual. Hardass with a truck. Usually poor. Try to steal mus guys bitches.

Cbhs guys aint shiit biiaaatcch

cbhs guy by winkleman March 16, 2004

CBHS guy

A catholic fuck. Usually uncircumcised. Always rapey. Probably addicted to synthetic noids because the monks won't let them smoke weed. Usually a scrawny piece of shit as a freshman, and the inevitable steroid use shrinks their balls to a peanut size by junior year. Enjoys taking it in the ass from other brothers and getting their asses whooped in sports by MUS every year.

Guy 1: You seen that heroin junkie that lives in the dumpster by Huey's?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a CBHS guy who somehow graduated and decided to major in gender studies, but left college after contracting STDs from other guys and is now homeless. He still wears his letter jacket from high school lacrosse, though.

CBHS guy by oorahmarines November 29, 2020