cbh 

come back home.

i miss my ex, he need to cbh.

cbh by fatbootybih September 5, 2022

CBH 

A large gaping hole that seems to have no bottom or sides, very grotesque, filled with cum stalagmites and broken dreams. A hole so wide that it has a gravitational pull. The type of opening that could swallow a steel toed work boot with no lube. The original CBH is owned by a skinny wigger that smells like fish, who everyday picks up transgender older men from the whiskey barn to partake in attempting to give him some type of feeling in the stretched out, easily double-fisted to the elbows pleasure hole that is CBH. The smell of rum and a plethora of empty Natural Ice tallboy cans will let you know its close. A CBH's mode of transportation is a bit strange for such an amazing bottomless pit. It has chosen to be carried around by legs that look fake. The owner usually uses them to start up conversation by wearing the most outrageous socks you have ever seen and hence placing you in CBH's gravitational field.

Logan: Where the hell is my cat?
Chris: I think it got sucked up into CBH.

CBH by Bigsexy306 November 19, 2019

cbh 

literally, "child-bearing hips"; describes hips that are extremely wide and will be good for bearing children.

I can't fit through the desks, i have cbh!

cbh by Mallorey April 21, 2005

CBH 

Child Bearing Hips

Hips so wide (in a good way) they look perfect for having children.

Mark: Did you notice Vicky today?
Luke: No, she was looking good today?
Mark: YOU MISSED IT! She wore some jeggings and i noticed she has some nice CBH!
Luke: Sounds sexy!

CBH by wakawakadefinitions November 14, 2011

CBH 

An individual (usually male) who acts creepy, stalkerish or too hands-on with another individual (usually female). A CBH can be easily mistaken for a shark.

Paul was such a CBH last night, he wouldn't leave that girl alone.

CBH by TheRealPJG October 23, 2011

CBH 

CBH (also Crazy Bitch Hormone) is a hormone that is secreted in the female's body. that explains the unexplained crazy behaviour of females after PMS.

Symptoms include:

1. NAGGING
2. Drama, drama, drama!
3. Acting like a baby.
4. Being unreasonable.
5. UGM (ugly mood swings).
6. Temporary insanity.
7. Doesn't have any effect on driving, women are natural born terrible drivers.
8.Temporary stupidity.
9.May turn in some cases into chronic form (continuous apparrent symptoms of the hormone)

Treatment: Unfortunatly there is no treatment available

yet, so ur all gonna die, and we are gonna

suffer.

N.B: Rarely, the effects of CBH are very mild, almost

hidden, but may re-appear through application of

stress, after marriage, etc...

*Recent studies have shown that symptoms and signs of CBH may appear very early in life, even before puberty.

CBH by monjan2011 January 10, 2011

CBH 

Abbreviation for the term "Child Bearing Hips". This abbreviation is commonly used by men to describe women in terms that is not easily apparent/ obvious to them. This is a result of men being often sneered at or even slapped by the opposite sex for spurting the full phrase, "Child Bearing Hips".

Guy 1: Man! that is one fine girl, check out her face
Guy 2: careful, CBH alert.
Guy 1: Yikes!..moving on...

CBH by silversong88 June 21, 2011