One who will be emplyed by an MUS guy in the future. Always poor unless kicked out of MUS for steriods, other illegal drugs, or for being a fucking moron. Likes to gang up on a future employer in order to quell his inferiority complex. By braving the certainty of a low sperm count and possible death, their athletics are commendable (steroids). However, they are forced every year to watch their rivals across the tracks enjoy their multiple state championships.

A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

A dude who gets all the bitches. Are hated by MUS guys, cuz they are better than mus guys, and they have much larger penises.

Total fagget, usually homosexual. Hardass with a truck. Usually poor. Try to steal mus guys bitches.

A catholic fuck. Usually uncircumcised. Always rapey. Probably addicted to synthetic noids because the monks won't let them smoke weed. Usually a scrawny piece of shit as a freshman, and the inevitable steroid use shrinks their balls to a peanut size by junior year. Enjoys taking it in the ass from other brothers and getting their asses whooped in sports by MUS every year.