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caught white handed

He does jerk it, I caught him white handed.
caught white handed by Dave- June 29, 2005
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Caught White Handed

Getting caught cranking it right when you cum.
"Dude I was so horny, so I started jerking. Right when I exploded, my dad came into my room and I was caught white handed."
Caught White Handed by yedster14 March 15, 2012

Caught White Handed

State of being spotted during masturbation.
A: Have you seen Jake? I suspected he is in his dorm room but it was locked.
B: Hmm.. maybe he is there and didn't want to be caught white handed.
A: Yeah, could be.
Caught White Handed by FARCELL October 7, 2018

Caught white handed

when ur bussin a phat one and ur dead grandma walks in and slaps your peen so she gets cum on her hand
Jimmy: *nutting furiously*
Dead Grandma: What the fook Jimmy that’s desgustang *slaps dick*
Jimmy: Damn grandma you caught me white handed

Caught white handed - when ur bussin a phat one and ur dead grandma walks in and slaps your peen so she gets cum on her hand
Caught white handed by pakiboi3000 November 11, 2019

Caught white handed

When you are caught whilst masturbating.
Yesterday, I was caught white handed, by my mom.
Caught white handed by Cryopex December 26, 2016
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