cattle ass 

A woman with a big ass.

Hey bill look at that cattle ass on this one.

cattle ass by Tommy Chido August 24, 2007

ass cattle 

an excruciating poop that generates loads of noise.

holy hell!!! you must be ranching ass cattle because i can hear your BUTTHOLE Moo-ing

ass cattle by hairy rumps June 3, 2010

Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler 

Ole boy, drives a tractor trailer all day (sun up-sun down)
Always has a sore buttocks.
Constantly looking for workers on his farm but more importantly someone to rub his big fat ass!
Claims his ass looks like rigotta cheese wrapped tight in a plastic bag.
Claims his ass looks a pickle that’s been stepped on by a football team with cleats on.
Doesn’t like having them little cellulose bubbles in his ass and wants a good rub down.

That big bastard on the tractor is a Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler! His ass must be sore!

Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022

Castle Ass

The severe gastrointestinal disturbance that follows the consumption of a large volume of White Castle burgers, especially a 10-sack of cheeseburgers.

Castle Ass is the number one killer of young adult males in Wisconsin.

Castle Ass by Jon April 4, 2005

Asshole castle 

My sisters cats castle

My sisters cat lives in his asshole castle

Asshole castle by The jewicorn February 25, 2017