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Cat Taking off Glasses 

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Cat taking off glasses idfk how to use it in a sentence

Take the pants off the cat

A slang phrase meaning to preface or give context to
"Most fat people like McDonald's and Taco Bell"
"Well let's just take the pants off the cat here obviously most fat people prefer McDonald's but idk about Taco Bell"

Play him off, Keyboard Cat 

Play him off, Keyboard Cat is an internet meme that broke in early 2009. The meme features a video of a cat playing a keyboard added as a punchline to a fail video. The original video of Keyboard Cat was shot in the 1980s and uploaded to YouTube by the cat's owner Charlie Schmidt in 2007. Another YouTuber, Brad O'Farrell, uploaded the first Play him off, Keyboard Cat video in February 2009, combining a clip of a man in a weelchair falling down an escalator with the Keyboard Cat clip. The meme started to spread soon after as other users began creating more Play him (or her) off, Keyboard Cat clips, and msm coverage followed. Keyboard Cat (real name Fatso) died in 2000.
Example of a Play him off, Keyboard Cat video:
Bill O'Reilly: We'll do it live! Fuck it! I'll write it and we'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks!
Keyboard Cat: Doo doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo.

jacking the dog off to feed the cat

Having bad times financially. Not having any money, being broke.
I have been so broke, I had to start jacking the dog off to feed the cat!

took off like a cat shot in the ass 

To move very quickly.
When Jacky saw that spider she took off like a cat shot in the ass!

CAT officer 

a student-instructor of citizenship advancement training in Philippine high schools. The CAT subject introduces the student-cadets to National Service Training Program(rotc/cwts/lts)through a paramilitary instruction. The best and most strict CAT unit is the UST CAT Golden Corps of Cadets.
UST CAT officers are the best cat unit of manila. Long live UST CAT officers.
CAT officer by mark perez October 2, 2006
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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