Surprise, nocturnal cat attacks in which they fly silently through the air from unknown locations and altitudes before pouncing with full force anywhere on your bed at night.
Jim: "Thanks for letting me spend the night Sally, I always knew this day would come. Your cat is sooo cute! Does he always sleep all day? Sally? Where are you?
Sally: Yes, yes he does Jim. I'm under these six quilts and if you know what's good for you, you'dbetter do the same.
Jim: Are you kidding me? It's the middle of summer!
Sally: No, no I'm not kidding Jim. I'm sorry to say I have a really bad problem with cat-bombs and most men only stay over once after seeing their faces in the morning.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.