cat ban 

cat ban is when a crazy cat lady gives up her cats and is to traumatized to get more so they ban all cats from her home and other places she may see.

catlady: I CAT BAN YOU

person : she a bit crazy innit?
other person: yeh she's off 'er head

cat ban by catperson1234 June 8, 2020

Cat banjo 

The motion made by a female while casually scratching her own genitals

I should change my underwear because my arm is tired of playing the ole cat banjo

Cat banjo by Solarfish January 3, 2017

Cat banjo 

Female playing with her genitals

I heard screams and ran to save her, but caught her just singing she played the ole cat banjo

Cat banjo by Solarfish January 3, 2017

Cat's Bananas

Something cool or exciting.

That concert was the cat's bananas!

Cat's Bananas by Boyworm March 6, 2010

alley cat gang bang 

A gang bang where the receiving recipient wails loudly, similar to a stray alley cat.

"I was surprised how loud Matt wailed while we all were doing him at J's place last night. For someone who had asked for it and thanked us afterward, it almost sounded like he was hating it. The neighbors couldn't have not heard, it was like a damn alley cat gang bang."

alley cat gang bang by BasicBitch6969 May 20, 2014

cat.in.a.banana 

A very great person I love so much so much mwahhhh I love you babe

cat.in.a.banana is a great person, I should follow!

cat.in.a.banana by Sleepingsundays April 30, 2022

Banker Cat 

when you go to the bank to get a loan and the one banker that always denys your loan.

Mark: Hey john did you end up getting that home loan?
John: No man i ended up dealing with the banker cat
Mark: OH man. banker cat, does not approve your loan

Banker Cat by Kr34m3r67 June 3, 2010