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cat ban is when a crazy cat lady gives up her cats and is to traumatized to get more so they ban all cats from her home and other places she may see.
catlady: I CAT BAN YOU

person : she a bit crazy innit?
other person: yeh she's off 'er head
cat ban by catperson1234 June 8, 2020
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Cat banjo 

The motion made by a female while casually scratching her own genitals
I should change my underwear because my arm is tired of playing the ole cat banjo
Cat banjo by Solarfish January 3, 2017

Cat banjo 

I heard screams and ran to save her, but caught her just singing she played the ole cat banjo
Cat banjo by Solarfish January 3, 2017

Cat's Bananas

Something cool or exciting.
That concert was the cat's bananas!
Cat's Bananas by Boyworm March 6, 2010

alley cat gang bang 

A gang bang where the receiving recipient wails loudly, similar to a stray alley cat.
"I was surprised how loud Matt wailed while we all were doing him at J's place last night. For someone who had asked for it and thanked us afterward, it almost sounded like he was hating it. The neighbors couldn't have not heard, it was like a damn alley cat gang bang."

cat.in.a.banana 

A very great person I love so much so much mwahhhh I love you babe
cat.in.a.banana is a great person, I should follow!

Banker Cat 

when you go to the bank to get a loan and the one banker that always denys your loan.
Mark: Hey john did you end up getting that home loan?
John: No man i ended up dealing with the banker cat
Mark: OH man. banker cat, does not approve your loan
Banker Cat by Kr34m3r67 June 3, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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