casual tom

When during work or in a class room you masturbate under the table or desk without making it known to others around you

While sitting in math class eddie decided to perform a casual tom.

casual tom by fremskizzle815 July 20, 2010

casualton 

A Person Almost Indi. This Person Wears Clothing Items Such As FCUK And K-Swiss With Pre-Ripped Loose Fit Jeans. Generally Listen To A Mix Of Pop And Indi, Such As: Hard-Fi, Razorlight, Arctic Monkeys. Generaly Doesnt Have A Very Adventurous Life, Enjoys Trips To Local ODEON, Playing Football Down The Park And Going Drinking On A Friday Night. Not Hated By Anyone, Just Fits In.

Skater: Hay Dude Im Going On A Booze Cruise Through London, You In?

Casualton: i Dont Know, Why Dont We Just Go To ODEON Or Down The Park?

Skater: Hell No, I Want To Go Get Smashed.

Casualton: Well Im Going Out Friday Night For A Few Strongbows. My Mum Wont Give Me The Money To Go London, She Just Got Me Some New K-Swiss.

casualton by Joe Surkitt October 13, 2006

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008