Market town near Durham, thought by some to be one of the first locations of yarndling in the north of England. Scrimming basins have been discovered from the air, dating back to Paleolithic times.

Have you seen the fascinating exhibition of yarndling stools at Barnard Castle?

Barnard Castle by Cod Michael May 28, 2020

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Castle Learning

An online testing program designed by sadists to make students cry and used by teachers who are too lazy to write their own tests. Each question is presented with four choices to chose from and upon confirming your answer, the system with freeze for a random amount of time, in hopes of increasing your heart rate higher than it already is, before telling you that you are wrong.

Student: Did you see there was a Castle Learning due last night at 11:59 pm?
Friend: Yeah, I got a 79%. Most of the stuff we never learned and Yahoo Answers didn't always have the question.
Student: Well, I didn't do it at all.

Castle Learning by Tells-Many-Truths July 5, 2016

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jonny castles

Jonny castles isnt just a man, he's an idea. He lives in all of us and wants to be in all of us. Especially 18-23 year old girls. Its the aura of not giving a fuck, personified. Once touched, forever tainted.

Guy 1 "Hey, there's jonny castles"

Guy 2 "oh yeah."

jonny castles by J C patootie January 11, 2014

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