The epitome of masculinity. The greatest among men. The one capable of making a woman moan of pleasure just by staring. The example of the perfect male, the chosen, the different, the one.
Can also make incredible scrambled eggs.
Can also make incredible scrambled eggs.
"hope cascao does not come to the party, or there will be no girls left"
"Have you ever seen Megan Fox's nudes? It was Cascao who took them"
"Have you ever seen Megan Fox's nudes? It was Cascao who took them"
by donalphonso May 30, 2017
Get the cascao mug.A unbroken chain of bad decisions, usually resulting in the creation of something that is bad in theory and even worse in practice. First used by video game reviewer Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw.
by Father Gascoigne January 17, 2017
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Pretty much the Jerry Springer show if you ask me! Stupid idiots there are either wanting to be ghetto, are already ghetto, or snakes so cut yo grass.
by FlossYoTeethKIDS January 31, 2019
Get the Cascade Middle School mug.A fictional phenomenom where waves of energy combine in a continual loop (cascading). In essence, the energy multiplies out of control. See Resonance Reversal.
by thirdwheel1985 May 9, 2009
Get the Resonance Cascade mug.A cascader is a male who is not hygiene literate in that he does not know that he needs to clean in between his butt crack. Instead, assuming that soapy water cascading over his ass is enough to do the job. A worse variant of cascader will also neglect to pull back his foreskin to give the knob a clean. Males like this are the most likely reason that women hate giving head or rimjobs (because they can smell old poo poos wofting up from the booty hole and/or smegs). Neither parties of a straight couple has the awareness that men aren't supposed to smell that bad - unlike gay guys who usually learn early in life to clean that shit up. Although much rarer, females can also be cascader.
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Girl: Hey mum, does dad ever ask you for a BJ? Darren always asks me but it's so gross because his junk smells like shit.
Mum: Oh honey that's because Darren's a cascader. I told you not to marry him. He wasn't raised right.
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Bro 1: Hey bro, you got any tips on getting shit stains out of my underwear and towels? I always get them even right after I shower!
Bro 2: Bro, you know that's not normal right? Do you clean in between your ass cheeks when you shower?
Bro 1: Lol no way bro that's gay!
Bro 2: Lol no it's not bro. You're just a nasty cascader. It's no wonder Sara broke up with you.
Girl: Hey mum, does dad ever ask you for a BJ? Darren always asks me but it's so gross because his junk smells like shit.
Mum: Oh honey that's because Darren's a cascader. I told you not to marry him. He wasn't raised right.
2:
Bro 1: Hey bro, you got any tips on getting shit stains out of my underwear and towels? I always get them even right after I shower!
Bro 2: Bro, you know that's not normal right? Do you clean in between your ass cheeks when you shower?
Bro 1: Lol no way bro that's gay!
Bro 2: Lol no it's not bro. You're just a nasty cascader. It's no wonder Sara broke up with you.
by Yazzinator93 January 9, 2021
Get the Cascader mug.One Of The 5 Ancients In The Story Of The Game Cookie Run Kingdom, And the Ruler Over The Black Citadel. According To Caramel Arrow Cookie, One Of The Many Warriors Of The Dark Cacao Kingdom, "His Majesty May Seem Cold, But He Means Well." I Guess You Could Say He Is Quick To Lose His Temper. He Is Also The Father Of Dark Choco Cookie.
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As Shown In The Cutscenes In Episode 14 "The Citadel On The Frozen Cliff" His Soul Jam Can Manifest Him Into An Entity Of His Own Emotions. Because Pomegranate Cookie Only Made Him Feel Pain, And He Was Overwhelmed By Rage, Anguish And Pain, His Soul Jam Manifested His Mind Into A Beast Of Pain And Suffering.
People Call This Form "Ghost Dark Cacao" Due To Its Ghostly Appearance. Yet The Files Call It "Berserk Dark Cacao."
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As Shown In The Cutscenes In Episode 14 "The Citadel On The Frozen Cliff" His Soul Jam Can Manifest Him Into An Entity Of His Own Emotions. Because Pomegranate Cookie Only Made Him Feel Pain, And He Was Overwhelmed By Rage, Anguish And Pain, His Soul Jam Manifested His Mind Into A Beast Of Pain And Suffering.
People Call This Form "Ghost Dark Cacao" Due To Its Ghostly Appearance. Yet The Files Call It "Berserk Dark Cacao."
Pomegranate Cookie Walked Up Behind Dark Choco Cookie. "Enough With This Touching Family Reunion. I Can’t Take It Anymore." Immediately, Pomegranate Cookie Trapped Dark Cacao Cookie In Her Mirror Magic, In Hope To Incapacitate
Him And Retrieve His Soul Jam, Which Was Etched In His Blade. Dark Cacao Cookie Let Out A Cry Of Pain Upon Being Hit. Dark Choco Immediately Stepped Backwards, Asking, Furious. "What Did You Do..!" Pomegranate Answered Slyly. "You Failed Your Mission..Again. Because Of That, You Forced My Hand. I Had To Take Care Of What You Couldn't." Dark Cacao Said In Agony. "RELEASE ME…FROM THIS SORCERY…YOU..WILL..NEVER…HAVE ME…" Pomegranate Cookie Seemed Shocked. "What Is This!? My Spell…Its Getting Out Of Control…! Is This…The Power Of The Soul Jam?." Dark Cacao Cookie Let Out A Scream Of Agony, Which Soon Turned Into A Beastly Roar.
His Body Erupted Into A Red Light, And Proceeded To Strike Anybody Nearby. Gingerbrave Said, "We Have To Calm Him Down!"
Dark Cacao’s Body Disappeared. Instead There Was A Massive Phantom Beast.
(Ooc for a second. Basically its like tricky phase 3 but with long hair, a floating crown and a torso.)
Him And Retrieve His Soul Jam, Which Was Etched In His Blade. Dark Cacao Cookie Let Out A Cry Of Pain Upon Being Hit. Dark Choco Immediately Stepped Backwards, Asking, Furious. "What Did You Do..!" Pomegranate Answered Slyly. "You Failed Your Mission..Again. Because Of That, You Forced My Hand. I Had To Take Care Of What You Couldn't." Dark Cacao Said In Agony. "RELEASE ME…FROM THIS SORCERY…YOU..WILL..NEVER…HAVE ME…" Pomegranate Cookie Seemed Shocked. "What Is This!? My Spell…Its Getting Out Of Control…! Is This…The Power Of The Soul Jam?." Dark Cacao Cookie Let Out A Scream Of Agony, Which Soon Turned Into A Beastly Roar.
His Body Erupted Into A Red Light, And Proceeded To Strike Anybody Nearby. Gingerbrave Said, "We Have To Calm Him Down!"
Dark Cacao’s Body Disappeared. Instead There Was A Massive Phantom Beast.
(Ooc for a second. Basically its like tricky phase 3 but with long hair, a floating crown and a torso.)
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