Cascader

A cascader is a male who is not hygiene literate in that he does not know that he needs to clean in between his butt crack. Instead, assuming that soapy water cascading over his ass is enough to do the job. A worse variant of cascader will also neglect to pull back his foreskin to give the knob a clean. Males like this are the most likely reason that women hate giving head or rimjobs (because they can smell old poo poos wofting up from the booty hole and/or smegs). Neither parties of a straight couple has the awareness that men aren't supposed to smell that bad - unlike gay guys who usually learn early in life to clean that shit up. Although much rarer, females can also be cascader.

1:

Girl: Hey mum, does dad ever ask you for a BJ? Darren always asks me but it's so gross because his junk smells like shit.

Mum: Oh honey that's because Darren's a cascader. I told you not to marry him. He wasn't raised right.

2:

Bro 1: Hey bro, you got any tips on getting shit stains out of my underwear and towels? I always get them even right after I shower!

Bro 2: Bro, you know that's not normal right? Do you clean in between your ass cheeks when you shower?

Bro 1: Lol no way bro that's gay!

Bro 2: Lol no it's not bro. You're just a nasty cascader. It's no wonder Sara broke up with you.

by Yazzinator93 January 9, 2021

Cascader

A cascader is someone with a very particular type of poor personal hygiene. There is a population of (mostly) men who aren't aware that they need to actually clean in between their ass cheeks in the shower, thinking that soapy water simply "cascading" over their ass crack is enough to clean the area. Combine this with poor wiping, and you get swamp ass. An even worse breed of cascader exists that neglects to clean their front side as well.

It is believed that they are mostly heterosexual men and also the reason why some women hate giving head so much. Because it stank (sic).

Women can also be cascaders but it's rare. Clean yo asses people!

1.

James: Omg Tony is so hot!
Karl: Yeah but be careful, he's a cascader.
James: How do you know that?

Karl: I tried blowin' him the other day and all I could smell was stale ass wofting around to the front, and he'd JUST showered.

2.

Carla: Hey mum, does dad shart a lot? Literally every pair of Adrian's underpants has shit stains in them and it's a real hassle to wash.
Susie: No sweety. Adrian's just a cascader. I told you not to marry him, he wasn't raised right.

by Yazzinator93 September 14, 2020

Cock-up Cascade

A unbroken chain of bad decisions, usually resulting in the creation of something that is bad in theory and even worse in practice. First used by video game reviewer Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw.

Yahtzee: "Homefront: The Revolution is a perfect example of a cock-up cascade."

by Father Gascoigne January 17, 2017

Cascade Middle School

Pretty much the Jerry Springer show if you ask me! Stupid idiots there are either wanting to be ghetto, are already ghetto, or snakes so cut yo grass.

Cascade middle school slugs-"Thier fighting at Hicks again," That's yo cue to SKRRRRT

by FlossYoTeethKIDS January 31, 2019

Resonance Cascade

A fictional phenomenom where waves of energy combine in a continual loop (cascading). In essence, the energy multiplies out of control. See Resonance Reversal.

I never thought I'd see a Resonance Cascade, let alone create one!

by thirdwheel1985 May 9, 2009

Cascade High

Cascade High is full of thots that fuck all the guys on the football team that stay on the bench. The guys are garbage soundcloud rappers that claim they 46 and sip lean at school, and fuck on freshman. We have smoke alarms go off cuz people love to Juul and smoke marijuana in the bathroom

i’m a freshman at Cascade high talking to Freddy Guralt.

by cascadebruins September 23, 2018

Asimov Cascade

A type of technological singularity where a person creates a replica of themself smart enough to become self-aware and able to create a replica of itself, but is unaware that they themselves are replicas. Those replicas themselves become self-aware and able to create a replica of itself, but is unaware that they themselves are replicas. Continue this trend to the point where who was the original creator becomes lost in the sheer number of replicas

Term coined in the Rick and Morty episode "Mortyplicity".

"When squids started killing decoys, decoys started checkin their decoys and learning that they're making decoys. That's making them seek out and run into other decoys. Making them realize they're decoys, making them start to kill other decoys."
-- Rick Sanchez describing the Asimov Cascade.

by The Logical Fallacy July 12, 2021