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carpet matches the drapes

One's genital hair matches the color of the hair on one's head.

Even though she looks like she dyes her hair, the carpet matches the drapes on her.

by quamp March 24, 2007

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Hair and Pubes Must Match...DUH!

Hey baby...Do you know that the carpet matches the drapes?

by The Boy Who fucked your girl January 19, 2018

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The carpet matches the drapes

A girl, typically a blonde or redhead, whose pubic hair is the same color as her head hair.

Look at that gorgeous blonde over there... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?

by Old Coot April 19, 2018

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