carlos caban 

Carlos Caban is a commonly used name for for sentences that have to be that your crush disgusts you

Ariana disgusts Carlos Caban

carlos caban by anonymous30282 March 28, 2017

Carlo Cabahug 

A person who likes to masturbate to his mom's childhood photos.

Mom: Carlo, where's my scrapbook?
Carlo Cabahug: I don't know, mom...

*Carlo opens the scrapbook and starts jacking off*

Carlo Cabahug by hornyunicorn August 21, 2011