carflog

Salting a slice of bologna, hitting it against the car and pulling off the paint in complete circles.

Dudebro 1: Dude, look at your car!
Dudebro 2: wtf?!
Dudebro 1: You got carflogged, bro. You better take that shit in.

by Nekopan November 14, 2010

Carlogi

Troen på at Carl er vores kejser og vi er hans undersåtter

“Tror du på Carlogi?”
“Nej”
“Fuck dig din taber”

by Carls undersåt September 25, 2020

Carologist

An expert in the realm of automobiles, or an engineer who has devoted themself toward cars.

I'll ask my friend the carologist about which car I should buy.

by Gander67 October 5, 2011

Carologist

Someone who thinks they know about cars, using idiotic terms like “sleek” or “horsepower” in the wrong way.

Sentence: She told me that her Pacer had 12 revs of horsepower. She’s such a carologist.

by Chill2800 October 3, 2008

carlogne

Cologne kept in your car in case of emergencies

Man, I was mad stinkin on the way to Jen's place - lucky I had some carlogne in the Jeep.

by jacketman October 10, 2008

Carflo

Humongous faggot

Man Jessica is such a Carflo

by Chadstopher April 17, 2020