When you tell your date that you have a secret to tell her, you say close your eyes... you then proceed to pull your pants down and your cheeks apart. Position your butthole 1-3 inches away from their nostrils and let an airy fart out. This is a careless whisper. RIP George Michael
I wasn’t sure if my careless whisper would scare her off, but after her pink eye cleared up she lifted the restraining order.