careet

A discreet or somewhat doubtful career

Some follow careers; others are embarassed to admit their careet. may be frowned upon.

careet by Hercolena Oliver January 21, 2010

Carpet python 

The dick of a couch.

Look, I’m not trying to yuck anyone’s yum here if you’re all wild about carpet pythons, I just wanna sit.

Carpet python by Skyfire1228 June 16, 2018

The Caretaker 

That guy who made music about dementia and everyone praised him one year after he stopped doing it

The Caretaker makes cool music.

The Caretaker by The Greying Dog March 4, 2021

carreta furacão 

Carreta furacão are the superheroes from brazil. They dance trough the cities streets
The members are: Fofão, Popeye, Bozo, Spiderman, Goku, Ben 10, Captain America and Mickey Mouse
Their music theme is "Vem dançar o mestiço" from Leandro Lehart

"DAMN, LOOK AT FOFÃO FROM CARRETA FURACÃO, HE'S CLIMBING THE WALL!"
"Popeye from carreta furacão is ran over by cyclist while fofão climbs the wall and plays the second saddest music of linkin park"

carreta furacão by guaravitamina April 21, 2016

Caretrolling 

"caretrolling" When you want the world to think that you really care but you just want to be in control of everything for your own self loathing.

My ex wife is a caretrolling bitch

Caretrolling by ssupercharged April 22, 2019

carpet munchies 

A heightened desire to perform cunnilingus following inhalation or ingestion of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the psychoactive compound in cannabis sativa.

Colloquially: really wanting to "eat pussy" after smoking marijuana.

Man, I was watching a movie with my girl the other night and after my second or third bong rip I really got the carpet munchies... dog I went down on her for like an hour!

carpet munchies by DJ Silky Nick November 2, 2011

Carpet Blowout 

A phrase allegorious to the term "sausage-fest", only refering to women.

"Hey Becky, want to split this joint? It is such a Carpet Blowout in here"

Carpet Blowout by Sivart Ferguson February 9, 2010