cardboard cut

Whereas a paper cut is a cut resulting from contact with the edge of a piece of paper, a cardboard cut is a cut resulting from contact with the edge of a sheet of cardboard. While usually rare in occurence, they hurt like HELL.

Oh, SHI- I just got a cardboard cut trying to open this box of trash bags!

cardboard cut by Mel March 22, 2006

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Imagine getting a paper cut, but instead of paper, it's a cardboard cut. Side effects may include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, fantasizing about self-applied knife implants, and uncontrollable cursing.

Hey, where's that gun with the one round in it? I just got a cardboard cut.

cardboard cut by Luminal M8 June 9, 2016

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cardboard cutout

Someone who talks the talk of being a hard man or gangster but in fact is not.

Ah that guy is nothing to worry about, he's a f**kin cardboard cutout.

cardboard cutout by govanmauler May 15, 2008

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cardboard cutout

Someone who is seen as generic and one dimensional, with little depth or individuality to their character. Typically someone who strives to 'fit in' to be as popular as possible, often not being their true self. Can also simply mean someone who is seen as being a stereotypical character in any kind of way.

"My friend only watches Reality TV and makes fun of anything that isn't the current fashion........he's a real cardboard cutout c**t"

cardboard cutout by Not my name #39563935 January 7, 2022