cardboard cut 

Whereas a paper cut is a cut resulting from contact with the edge of a piece of paper, a cardboard cut is a cut resulting from contact with the edge of a sheet of cardboard. While usually rare in occurence, they hurt like HELL.

Oh, SHI- I just got a cardboard cut trying to open this box of trash bags!

cardboard cut by Mel March 22, 2006

cardboard cut 

Imagine getting a paper cut, but instead of paper, it's a cardboard cut. Side effects may include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, fantasizing about self-applied knife implants, and uncontrollable cursing.

Hey, where's that gun with the one round in it? I just got a cardboard cut.

cardboard cut by Luminal M8 June 9, 2016

cardboard cutout 

Someone who talks the talk of being a hard man or gangster but in fact is not.

Ah that guy is nothing to worry about, he's a f**kin cardboard cutout.

cardboard cutout by govanmauler May 15, 2008

cardboard cutout 

Someone who is seen as generic and one dimensional, with little depth or individuality to their character. Typically someone who strives to 'fit in' to be as popular as possible, often not being their true self. Can also simply mean someone who is seen as being a stereotypical character in any kind of way.

"My friend only watches Reality TV and makes fun of anything that isn't the current fashion........he's a real cardboard cutout c**t"

cardboard cutout by Not my name #39563935 January 7, 2022

cardboard cutout 

a very boring or quiet person who never says much or contributes to anything.

damn! being with that girl is like being stuck with a cardboard cutout!!

cardboard cutout by jonnoo February 1, 2008

Cardboard Cutout 

A boring person with nothing about them. Say's nothing & contributes nothing.

Hey, that Simon is a fucking cardboard cutout!

Cardboard Cutout by The Bomb 2020 August 27, 2020

Cardboard cutout 

When your noodle gets stuck inside your zipper and you have to cut it out the shape of your wanker

"Man last weak i had to do my third cardboard cutout i hate zippers"
"i feel you"

Cardboard cutout by ndndnsd June 2, 2015